Beer is never an excuse to drunk dial.
Drunk dialing (and drunk texting as well) is fun, but you shouldn’t drag beer into the whole mess. Crimes of various degrees of heinousness are already falsely attributed to alcoholic beverages, they don’t need your decisions brought about by bitterness further bringing them down.
If you can’t accept that the relationship’s over, deal with it. Have a beer, or better yet, have two (see Article 1). And if you do drunk dial, at least have the balls (and yes, this applies to women, too!) to admit that you’re doing it out of bitterness and not out of intoxication. Violate this article and be prepared to have a whole horde of angry alcowhores to deal with.
